Hi there. I'm Al Gore. And I am here to tell you that we only have 12 years to save the planet. Did you hear me? 12 fucking years until we burn to a crisp. But I can help. You can help save the world with me. I am forming the first World Carbon Tax. I will be taking a small cut to pay to repair the seats in my Gulfstream 5. My buddy Elon told me I should use Trons to collect the tax.